NO HARD FEELINGS
DENUNCIATION IS A GIFT YOU GIVE THE COLLECTIVE. THE SUBJECT WILL BE NOTIFIED WARMLY.
This Office receives denunciations. It receives them gently, files them promptly, and acts on them never. Nothing will happen to the subject. Nothing has ever happened to anyone.
Citizens are asked to be specific. Vibes are not actionable and the Office has a drawer full of them.
Your denunciation is logged. The fact that you logged it is also logged. This is standard procedure and should not be read as anything else, and the Office would gently note that reading it as something else is itself the sort of thing people get denounced for.
The subject is notified warmly. The notification does not name you. The notification does not name them either, which has caused difficulties, and which the Office is reviewing.
All filings join the pile. The pile is doing well. The pile has its own room, its own clerk, and — since Thursday — its own shadow, which has been registered.
Citizens may not consult the pile, retrieve from the pile, or ask after the pile's contents. Citizens may ask how the pile is. It is doing well.
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VAGUEHIGHER
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RE: THE PILE—
BE SPECIFIC. VIBES ARE NOT ACTIONABLE.
DENOUNCING YOURSELF IS PERMITTED AND SLIGHTLY ENCOURAGED.
THE PILE IS DOING WELL.
D-1 DENUNCIATION, STANDARD — BE SPECIFIC
D-2 DENUNCIATION, BULK — MAX 40 NAMES
D-0 SELF-DENUNCIATION — SLIGHTLY ENCOURAGED
Be specific. Vibes are not actionable and the Office has a drawer full of them. Nothing will happen to the subject.
Nobody has been denounced. Suspicious.