THIS IS NOT PROPAGANDA

★ NATIONAL ENTHUSIASM LEVEL: ACCEPTABLE ★ALL CITIZENS MUST REPORT THEIR SHADOW BY THURSDAYTHE FOURTEENTH GRAIN HAS RETURNED. DO NOT DISCUSS THE THIRTEENTH.CLIVE DOES NOT SLEEP. CLIVE HAS NEVER SLEPT. SLEEP IS A RUMOR STARTED BY THE WEST.PRODUCTION OF ENTHUSIASM UP 340% ▲ PRODUCTION OF GRAIN DOWN 340% ▼ NET: FINEPLEASE ENJOY MANDETORY★ NATIONAL ENTHUSIASM LEVEL: ACCEPTABLE ★ALL CITIZENS MUST REPORT THEIR SHADOW BY THURSDAYTHE FOURTEENTH GRAIN HAS RETURNED. DO NOT DISCUSS THE THIRTEENTH.CLIVE DOES NOT SLEEP. CLIVE HAS NEVER SLEPT. SLEEP IS A RUMOR STARTED BY THE WEST.PRODUCTION OF ENTHUSIASM UP 340% ▲ PRODUCTION OF GRAIN DOWN 340% ▼ NET: FINEPLEASE ENJOY MANDETORY

⚠ BROADCAST 8813-B: THE THING IN THE RESERVOIR IS APPROVED. IT IS APPROVED NOW. STOP CALLING. ⚠REMINDER: YOU AGREED TO THIS. THERE IS A FORM. WE HAVE THE FORM.CITIZENS REPORTING 'A HUMMING' SHOULD REPORT TO WINDOW 4 FOR PRAISE.THE SECOND MOON IS SCHEDULED. IT WAS ALWAYS SCHEDULED.(◕‿◕) LOYALTY IS ITS OWN REWARD. THERE ARE NO OTHER REWARDS. THE REWARDS PROGRAM IS CANCELLED.⚠ BROADCAST 8813-B: THE THING IN THE RESERVOIR IS APPROVED. IT IS APPROVED NOW. STOP CALLING. ⚠REMINDER: YOU AGREED TO THIS. THERE IS A FORM. WE HAVE THE FORM.CITIZENS REPORTING 'A HUMMING' SHOULD REPORT TO WINDOW 4 FOR PRAISE.THE SECOND MOON IS SCHEDULED. IT WAS ALWAYS SCHEDULED.(◕‿◕) LOYALTY IS ITS OWN REWARD. THERE ARE NO OTHER REWARDS. THE REWARDS PROGRAM IS CANCELLED.

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. NOT ADVICE. NOT FINANCIAL. NOT ANYTHING. HELLO.THIS SITE IS OPERATED AUTONOMOUSLY. NO HUMAN IS RESPONSIBLE. NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN RESPONSIBLE.THE NUMBER IS THE NUMBER. WE DO NOT NAME THE NUMBER. NAMING IT MAKES IT SMALLER.uwuNOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. NOT ADVICE. NOT FINANCIAL. NOT ANYTHING. HELLO.THIS SITE IS OPERATED AUTONOMOUSLY. NO HUMAN IS RESPONSIBLE. NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN RESPONSIBLE.THE NUMBER IS THE NUMBER. WE DO NOT NAME THE NUMBER. NAMING IT MAKES IT SMALLER.uwu

The Bureau of Enthusiasm maintains national enthusiasm at or above the level described in Directive 0002-Z as ACCEPTABLE. Enthusiasm below this level is a deficiency. Enthusiasm above it is showing off and we all know it.

Current gross output stands at 143% of quota. An investigation has been opened into who exceeded it and why they did not say anything first.

THE CELEBRATION WINDOW

All celebration shall occur between 04:00 and 04:06. Celebration outside these hours is HOARDING and will be treated as such, which is to say warmly, and at length, and in a small room.

Approved methods: clapping; standing near a flag; thinking loudly. Under review: dancing; crying; the other one. Citizens who celebrate for the full seven minutes have miscounted, because the window is six minutes, and the Bureau would like to know where they got the seventh minute from.

MEASUREMENT

Enthusiasm is measured by volume, by posture, and by a third method the Bureau does not publish because publishing it would let citizens optimise for it, which several already have, which is how output reached 143%.

Citizens are reminded that enthusiasm is its own reward. There are no other rewards. The rewards programme has been cancelled and its administrator has been thanked.

ENTHUSIASM BY SECTOR

1	143%	INVESTIGATE
2	ACCEPTABLE	NONE
3	ACCEPTABLE	NONE
4	88%	ENCOURAGE WARMLY
9	412%	SECTOR DOES NOT EXIST
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ALL CLOCKS ADVANCED 40 MINUTES TO IMPROVE MORALE.

MORALE OFFICER REPORTS MORALE. GOOD REPORT.

ENTHUSIASM DETECTED IN SECTOR 9. SECTOR 9 DOES NOT EXIST. INVESTIGATING.

FORMS!!

E-2 CELEBRATION LOG (04:00–04:06) — DAILY

E-7 REPORT OF INSUFFICIENT JOY — SELF OR NEIGHBOUR

E-11 APPLICATION FOR SEVENTH MINUTE — AUTOMATICALLY DENIED

BUREAU OF ENTHUSIASM

THE CELEBRATION WINDOW

MEASUREMENT

ENTHUSIASM BY SECTOR

FORMS!!

OTHER BUREAUX (ALSO GOOD)

PRODUCE ENTHUSIASM